FOURTH OF JULYChocobo Racing (Final Fantasy VII)
CID: YUFFIE!GIMME MY MATERIA BACK!!*chases Yuffie around Beverly's back yard with his Venus Gospel*
YUFFIE: No way,old man!Heeheehee!!
TIFA: I swear!Those two are always at each others throats!Barret,break 'em up!*no reply*Barret?
RED: He isn't here.He's looking around the neighborhood,remember?
(Beverly walks in carrying grocery bags)
BEVERLY: Wassup!Got the food and fireworks!
(Cid stops chasing Yuffie)
YUFFIE: All RIGHT!PAAH-TAY!!
CID: *snorts*You moron.The party isn't until 7:00!So there!*gives her a raspberry*
YUFFIE: Who's a moron?!*gives him an even bigger raspberry*
CID: *Does it right back*
YUFFIE: *does it right back*
CID: *does it right back*
YUFFIE: *does it right back*
CID: THAT'S IT!!*chases her with the Venus Gospel*
(They both run around the yard,Cid behind Yuffie waving his Venus Gospel like a maniac,and Yuffie
running like a pinhead)
YUFFIE: *stops running*YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!*kicks him*
CID: THAT'S IT!!*throws away theVenus Gospel and decks her in the gut*
(A big ,funny anime dust-cloud fight ensues,with the occasional limb sticking out,either belonging to Cid
CLOUD&VINCENT: *sitting in recliners,eating popcorn and watching the fight*We are!
BEVERLY: Oooooooooooooo-kaaay...let's just set up lunch.
BEVERLY: Can you at least TRY to talk like EVERYONE ELSE?!
BEVERLY: I don't know!Try saying MORE THAN ONE WORD!Or better yet,WHOLE PARAGRAPHS!
BEVERLY: Oh, brother!
CLOUD: Want me to chop the meat?
BEVERLY: What?Oh,the burgers!Nah.I bought them ready made.
CAIT: You should've bought them ready COOKED by the way you operate a grill!
BEVERLY: Say something like that again and I'll sic Sailor Rainbow on you.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Sailor Rainbow is a Sailor Scout I made up.
CAIT: ^_^' Heheh...just kiddin'.
CID: *stops fighting Yuffie to examine to gocery bag with the fireworks*
YUFFIE: *still in the dust cloud,fighting herself*
CID: *whistles*Wow!These fireworks are the best brand!
BEVERLY: S-stay away from those,Smokey!
CLOUD: Back away from the fireworks!
TIFA: The cigarette...
CID: *spins around to face Beverly*WHAT DID YOU CALL ME,KID?!(cigarette falls into bag)
CAIT: It's gonna blow!!
(Fireworks fly and explode everywhere.Everyone desperately tries to seek refuge in the ditches
surrounding the yard while Beverly tries to summon Sailor Rainbow.Barret walks in from finishing
BARRET: Man,this neighborhood's small!*notices a runaway firework coming towards him*WHAT THE
FREAK!?O_O*dodges the firework by inches*
BEVERLY: *finishes preparing for the summon and holds up a red materia*
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Okay,so I made up a summon materia!So sue me!
READER: (Yeah,you at the keyboard!):*Sues me for 200 gil*
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Aw,man!ANYWAY!Back to the story!
BEVERLY: RAINBOW FLAME!
(A Sailor Galaxia-looking woman with colorful armor appears.She looks at the situation and nods.)
SAILOR RAINBOW: *glows*Rainbow Flash Eliminate.(All the fireworks explode harmlessly,leaving
only a huge mess as evidence they were ever there)
SAILOR RAINBOW: *turns to Beverly*Will that be all?
BEVERLY: Hmmmmm...Weeeeell,there is ONE assignment left for you...*looks wickedly at Cait and Cid*
BEVERLY: Well Cid, you ARE the one who started all this.
CAIT: What did I do?!
BEVERLY: YOU made fun of me!*turns to Sailor Rainbow and points at Cait and Cid*Sic 'em.
(Sailor Rainbow unsheithes her big sword and grins evilly)
CAIT&CID: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!RUN AWAY!!!
(Sailor Rainbow chases them both around the yard waving the sword)
CAIT: CID!!USE YOUR MATERIA!!
CID: Oh,right!*stops running and turns to face Sailor Rainbow.*BOLT3!!!*nothing*HEY!!WHERE'S MY MATERIA?!
YUFFIE: Looking for these,boys?*opens her palm to reveal materia*
BEVERLY: Can't have our entertainment ruined,right Cloud?*leans on Cloud with big pink hearts
replacing her eyes*
TIFA: HEY!WHAT do you THINK you're DOING?!Cloud's MINE!!
BEVERLY: Nuh-uh!*pulls Cloud toward her by the arm*
TIFA: *pulls Cloud toward HER by the arm*
BEVERLY: *pulls him toward HER*
CLOUD: I think I'm getting sea sick...O_O
(Tifa pulls him toward HER.Beverly pulls him towad HER,vise-versa,vise-versa)
BARRET:....T_T'........Wanna get some pizza?
(They walk away,leaving Sailor Rainbow to chase Cid and Cait,and Tifa and Beverly with their "Cloud-
I still ache from the sparks...^_^