FF7 VS Disney-Part 1
Exec: Everyone! We have a problem! Everyone is starting to stop buying Disney products and buying... FINAL FANTASY TOYS!! [Ominous music plays]
All execs: AAAHHH!!!
CEO: What do ywe do?
Exec: Kill of Squaresoft! The evil maker of this Final Fantasy but I say we first kill the cast of the best selling Final fantasy...
Chairman: What would that be...
Exec: Fianl Fantasy 7!!!
[Down at our Hero's hideout in Sherewood forrest... Er Midgar at Tifa's Bar...]
Cloud: Everyone! We got some mail!!
Cid: Yeah... So?
Cloud: We won a free trip to Disney land!!!
Barret: Wait! We ddn't enter anything...
Cloud: It says they took the names of everyone in the world and drew out ours... Even Sephiroth's...
Sephiroth: [Runs in] I WON A TRIP TO DISNEY LAND!!! ONYL COOL PEOPEL WIN PRIZES LIKE THIS!!
Cloud: We won trips to Disney land too...
Sephiroth: Eh! Disney doesn't know cool if it bit them all in the...
Cid: Shut up! I thought you died!
Sephiroth:NOTING CAN KILL ME!!! Except... Disney...
Yuffie: Then why are you going to DISNEY Land?
Sephiroth; Cuase it's free.. DUH!
Red: Can we go already! The lines are too long there!
Cloud: Nope! We go this weekend! We will be the only people in the park!!
Cloud: But... We have to go on every ride before we leave.
Cloud: But the Tea cup ride... [Feels sick]
Sephiroth: Oh yeah.. You have motion sickness..
Cait: But ANYONE can go on that ride! That one's fun! And they even pour tea on you at the end!
Cait: No wait! That's the tea cup ride at Dizzyland.
Cid: Tea...? [Runs to Dizzlyland]
[A few days later]
[Everyone is in the Buggy]
Cloud: let's mosey.
Cid: DAMN! Again? Stop saying that like a wimp! Can't you say "Let's Go beat up the Guy in the Mickey Mouse suit"?!
Cloud: Let's go beat up the guy in the mickey mouse suit!!
Cid: That's Better!
Barret: I pity the foo who hurts Goofy!
Cid: Say I pity the foo once more and I'll rip your throat out!!
Barret: [liek he's sneezing] Ipitythefoo! Ipitythefoo!
[At Disney Land]
Cloud: Let's see we are in... Donald Duck lol D.
Cait: Or DDD.
Red: Let's go in! let's go in! I wanna Mual goofy!!
Cloud: Let's... [sees Cid looking at him ready to shout Damn,] Move Out!
Cloud: I say we all go to different areas!
Cid: I call Nicotine land!!
Cloud: There's no such place!
Cid: Then I call Future land!!
Tifa: Fantasy land!
Cait: Fantasy land too!
Aeris: With Cloud!
Cloud: Adventure land!
Barret: Frontier land!
Red: Frontier land!
Yuffie: Samurai Sumit... Oh wait wrong park...Fantasy Land!
Vincent: The Huanted House place...
Cloud: Move out!
Cid: [Has an idea] DAMN!! Again stop saying that like a tough guy! Can't you say Let's Mosey!
Cloud: [Sighs] Let's mosey...
Cid: With more feeling....
Cloud: Let mosey.
Cid: More feeling.
Cloud: OMNI SLASH!!
Cid: THAT LAST ONE WAS PERFECT!!!
[All go to seperate places]