Part 2 of FF7 VS Disney
Cid: Hmm... What's this...? [Sees space mountain] A rocket outer space ride... YES!!! [Goes on]
Attendant: Sir, theres no smoking on the ride.
Cid: #)(*%)(@%* THE RULES!!
Attendent: [Thinking: well the boss said they have to die] Okay. This ride goes at the maximun of 50 miles per hour.
Cid: Make it go faster!! I want speed dammit! SPEED!!!!
Attendent: Fine sir... [Boosts up the speed to 100 miles per hour] is this okay?
Cid: FASTER DAMN YOU!!!
Cid: DO IT!!!
Attendent: [Boosts it up to 250]
Cid; perfect!! START THE #$@)(&@#(&% RIDE!! [Ride shoots off[ KICK ASS!!! [3 seconds later] Boring!! I went into space! This isn't fun at all... [Hops out of the ride before it hit's a large wall set by Disney]
Attendent: [In a walk talkie]I think we failed against the old smoking guy... Okay sir... [Gets on the ride and crashes into the wall]
Cid: Let's see... Hmmm... That Honey I shrunk the Audince thing... Aw what the hell... [Goes in] Hmm... Interesting.
Attendent: Sir, will you be watching.
Attendent: Good! [Replaces the film witht the seizure episode of pokemon.]
Cid: [Sits down and watches it] POKEMON??!! [Rips the screen apart with is spear] WHAT THE (%($#(&%( HAPPENED TO THE 3D STUFF?!! [Runs out]
Cid: let's see... Aw this place sucks! [Runs to Adventure land]
Cloud: look! The Indiana jones ride!!!
Cid: Future land sucked! I'm coming here!!
Aeris: [Wanted to be alone with Cloud]
Cid:Where you going?
Cloud: Indiana Jones ride thing...
Cid: Cool!! [All go on it]
Voice: [the ride infront of a skull thing] Don't look into the eyes!! You will die...
Cid: [Looks into the eyes]
Voice: Of lung cancer!
Cid: Damn ciggerretts you ruin my lungs!! [Smokes a ciggerett,]
Cloud: Where do you keep those things?
Cid: I buy them... The brand has the worlds best Ciggerett stock.
Cloud: What brand is that?
Cid: [Hands him a paper with the name]
Cloud: But the brand has only one customer becuase of so many health risks...
Cid: [Hold up a pack of that brand]
Cloud: So that' swhere most o our Gil goes... [Ride gets to the rolling rock]
Cid: Eh... Somethign stops that thing... [Rock doesn't stop] A floor pannel opens and we go under the rock... [Nothing happens] oh *%#%...
Cloud: OMNI SLASH!! [Turns the rock the rubble] [Ride continues] [Ride get's to some place with lava, now actual lava thanks to Disney] [Ride starts to tip over all fall out]
Cid: HIGHWIND!! [The highwind breaks through the ride's roof saving them with a rope ladder]
Cloud: How'd you come so quickly?
Pilot: Cid trained me very well!
Cid: I could get here faster.
Cloud: Let's go to another ride!
Aeris: Pirates or the Carribean!!
[The Pirate ride]
Aeris: I love this ride... [There is a sudden water drop] AAAAHHH!!!
Pirates: YO HO YO HO A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME!!
Attendent: Kill mode on... Heh heh he...
Pirates: Kill intruders of our cove... HA HA HA!!!!
Cid: Cool! They want to kill! [A pirate runs up to him] HA HA!! It's comingafter us!! AAAHHH!!! [All jump on the the town set] Come on! Come on! Come and get me!! [Impales a pirate with his spear] [Pirates back up] Scared?
Cloud: Climhazzard!! [Kills 3 pirates]
Aeris: All of my limit breaks suck... [Slaps a pirate] $#@%)(#@&%)#!!!!!
Cid: [Kills some mroe pirates] [Pirate sloces his spear in halp] Grr.... [Grabs a pirates arm and smashed it against the ither pirate] Good thing that wasn't my Venus Gospel! [Grabs a pirates sword] [Kills a few toher priates, 0 pirates are left]
Cloud: DIE BAD PIRATES DIE!! [Hits the broken pirates] With a cool whit like that I can be an action hero!
Cid: Let's find the others...