FF7: King Of The RingThe Gold Saucer (Final Fantasy VII)
this story is in tribute to owen hart.
ross: hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the first annual ff7
king of the ring.
king: damn again.. why can't you say "welcome to this wrasslin event" or
ross: stop copying people or i'll shove my microphone up your @$$! now
here's the list of matches.
1.cait sith vs steve in a cage match.
2. ramza vs
delita in the "hell in the cell" match.
3. cid vs jose in a inferno
4. vincent & sting vs the undertaker in
a weapon match.
5.rude vs scott hall with red as the refiree.
6.aeris vs tifa
in a "striptease" match.
7.barret vs the "bigshow".
8. beaver clevage vs don corneo in a perv match.
9. dark nation vs red x111 in a maul for all match.
and the final match: kevin,dav and cloud vs vince macmahon,sephiroth and
rip in a anthing goes, buried alive match.
king: oh yeah! i can't wait to see the puppies in the tifa vs aeris
ross:well let's get on with the match, both cait and steve are in the
mills lane: allright now i want a good bloody fight,let's get it on!
cait: (punches steve) you gonna die!
cait: BABES? BABES? is that all you can say?
steve: (nodds) BABES!!! (steve picks up cait in a gorrila press slam
and throws him against the cage and starts climbing the cage,and when
cait get's up...steve is over)!
ross: ??? oh my god! steve won! that's impossible!
steve: (ripps off his mask)
ross: it's the "ultimate warrior"???
warrior: HA HA HA!!!!! (dissapears)
ross: that was f***ed up right there! but anyway on to the next match.
ramza: (comes running in like a gay jack@$$ and climbs on top of the
delita: (does the same thing, then sneakes up behind ramza and pushes
him off the cage)
ramza: AHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (hit's ground and dies)
ross: delita wins.....wait a sec someones on top of the ring...it's pee
pee wee: ahh...( walkes closer to delita while jacking off)
delita: oh my god! someone help me!
pee wee: ahh......(still jacking off jumps on delita and they both fall
off the ring and die while covered in a white substance)
ross: a fate worse than hell....
author's note: (let's hold a silent prayer for delita cause that is a
bad way to die)
ross:on to the next match, cid and jose are already in the ring, (a wall
of fire surrounds the ring) the rules are simple...if you get burned
then you loos.
cid: (light's up his cig and throws it in jose's eye)
jose: AHHH!!!!!!!!! (falls into the fire,dies)
cid: and that's the bottom line cause cid highwind said so, now it's
time to watch the dukes (opens a can of hash)
ross: now let's go back stage to michael cole.
(backstage) michael: thank's j.r i'm here with cloud,kevin and dav,well
guys how do you feel about your upcoming match tonight?
kevin: first off shut your mouth before i kick you around the damn
building,bu in answer to your question we are gonna beat the living
!@#$%!##$ out of those three bastards and that's all were gonna say
michael:back to you jim!
ross:allrighty then..the contenders in are next bout are ready to
rumble!,but unfortunetly we have been told that the undertaker has
finally been buried and will not be able to compete (ah aint that
sad....not!) so were going to have to go to the next match,but don't
worry at the next event we will see that match!
red x111 the refiree:allright let's get it on!
rude &scott: (drunker than anyhing walk to the middle of the ring with
red in between them,then they puke on him.)
red: god damn it! (mauling rude and scott untill the died)
ross: and the winner is red! wait a sec...i've just been informed that
aeris,tifa and kevin cannot be found! michael says he saw them heading
to a hotel nearby and that hell is breaking loose in the back,everybody
is fighting! wait...there coming out here!
mob of people fighting: (start reaking the arena and people in the
audience start fighting)
ross: i'm sorry for the incovenience folks bu the next event known as
ff7: royal rumble will be alot better,so until then...good fight
the end.........for now!
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