FF7: ROYAL RUMBLE PART 1
By Kasshan

backstage of madison square garden, a limo pulls up, the door opens and outsteps the ff7 gang with kevin and dav.
kevin: man i still can't believe the money that @$$hole macmahon is paying us for doing these events!
cid: HELL YEAH!!! I GOT SO MUCH MONEY THAT I PUT THE DUKES BACK ON PRIME TIME!!! (opens a gold can of hash)
kevin: hey barret mabey you can finally go to grammer school!
barret: SCHOOL?!!! FOO' I AM ABOUT TO LAY THE SMACKDOWN ON YOUR CANDY @$$!!!!
kevin: yeah yeah yeah.....i bet you lay the smackdown on your daughter every night!
barret: !?...YOUR DAMN RIGHT FOO'!
aeris & tifa: CHILD MOLESTOR!!!
cloud: alright calm down you guys before i beat your @$$es!
kevin: who you think your talkin' to? me and dav can take out you,barret and cid.
cid,cloud and barret: WHAT!?
kevin: you heard me! is'nt that right dav?
everyone: (looks at dav) WELL!!!!
dav: um..well.. (starts to sweat)
kevin: allright...just to make it fair i'll find another person to help me and dav.
cloud: WHO?!!
kevin: you'll find out when we fight, come on dav let's go i got to set all this up, oh yeah...aeris and tifa you come to.
aeris & tifa: OK!!!
cloud: have you noticed that they haven't been fighting over me anymore?
barret: what a foo'!

end of part one.

Part 2

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