FF7 Meets FFT: The spoiled wedding Part I
By Rofel

Narrator: It is Cloud and Aeris' wedding day. Tifa of course, is locked away because she would be enraged to see it happen. The rest, Barret, Cid, Red, Cait Sith, and Yuffie, are all sitting in the front row. Well, maybe I should back up a little. Cloud talked to the planet somehow, and he was forced to compromise so that if Aeris were to be brought back to life, sephiroth would also have to be. So, the black materia is gone (guess who stole it), and everything is in peace. Or so they think... No more than 5 miles away, Ramza, Delita, Algus, and Agrias come out of a Time Portal into the world of FF7...

Ramza: Dammit Delita! See what happens when we go where you wanna go?

Delita: Shu' 'up! I was only making a suggestion on where we should go...

Ramza: Yeah? Well going inside the bervenia volcano isn't my idea of a vacation...

Algus: Would you two stop arguing and bother to notice where the hell we are?

Agrias: And why the hell aren't we dead yet?

Narrator: Ramza and Delita didn't stop arguing, so Algus and Agrias moved on, until they found a store where they good buy weapons. It was none other than the one east of gongaga... 5 minutes later...

Algus: I'll have a Night Killer crossbow.

Agrias: and I'll have a chaos blade.

Storekeeper: ...dont sell em anywhere that i know of...

Algus: Doh!


Priest (Heidegger): Do you, Cloud Strife, take Aeris Gainsborough, for Richer or for poorer, through sickness and health, to be your awfully

Cloud: Lawfully!

Heidegger: Sorry! to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Cloud: Yes.

Heidegger: and do you, Aeris Gainsborough, take Cloud Strife to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Cloud: Dammit heidegger!

Heidegger: Sorry again! To be your lawfully wedded husband?

Aeris: Yes

Heidegger: I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bird...

Cloud: Dammit heidegger! BRIDE!

Heidegger: Sorry!!!! You may kiss the bride.

Narrator: Cloud and Aeris kissed. Even through Aeris' death, they had been waiting for it...


Aeris: Dammit tifa! They didnt lock you up in jail for nothing!

Narrator: And so, Tifa will try to spoil the wedding. Will she succeed? Will she fail? Will Algus and Agrias find out where they are? Will Delita and Ramza stop arguing? Whats going on with Barret Cid and the rest? Did Cid smoke during the wedding? Will Cait Sith...ever be a real boy? Will Charlie Brown ever kick that darn football? Who shot professor plum with a magnum in the hallway? All the answers will be revealed next time in...

FF7 Meets FFT: The Spoiled Wedding Part II


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For those of you who are sick of Tifa anf Aeris fighting go ahead and head back.