FF7 Meets FFT: The Zodiac Vacation Part 1
By Rofel

Hello there, fanfic readers! Chocobo, your favorite fanfic author is back and ready to write FF7 Meets FFT: The Zodiac Vacation! Now, I’ve already stalled too much, so let’s get this show on the road! Here’s what you’ve been waiting for: FF7 Meets FFT: The Zodiac Vacation!

:::The scene opens with Cloud and Aeris getting Barret, Cid, and the rest out of Gongaga village and packing them all into the back seat of the shinra Mercedes they stole:::

Aeris: Hurry up and get in Red!

Red: All right.

Cloud: Hey, make sure no one else is back there, okay guys?

Barret: Sure, no one else is back here.

Ramza: Okay, lets go!

Agrias: Good idea.

Narrator: However, none are aware of the new character LightRanma, who is hiding under the car, clinging onto it.

Ranma: Mwa ha ha! All I need to do is get out of this story and then the author will experience the power!

Narrator: So, now we know what Ranma hopes to accomplish. Ranma hopes to kill each and every one of them by getting out of the story and killing the author. Will he succeed? Let’s continue. Meanwhile, at the Gold Saucer Battle Arena…

Vormav: So, we lost Wiegraf, Gafgarion, and Elmdor. That darned Soldier got the three of them. Three of you will need to try and stop Ramza while the Cloud guy’s not around. Does anyone have any ideas for which three should go?

Elidibs: Yes.

Vormav: Then who?

Elidibs: Dycedarg, Zalbag, and me.

Vormav: Go on then. That leaves three of us. Me, the new villain, and the girl.

Kefka and Alma: We have names you know.

Narrator: And so, we now have Ranma AND Vormav’s henchmen after that car. Is the car fast enough to get away? Well, Ranma’s already under it, so not from him, but is it fast enough to speed away from Vormav’s henchmen? Find out…

Ranma: Arg! Take this!

Narrator: Oh no! Ranma got out of the story! What will be my fate? He holds a chair, which poses a threat because it could knock me out. What will happen to me, the Narrator? What will happen to Cloud, Ramza, and the rest? Find out next time, in…

FF7 Meets FFT: The Zodiac Vacation Part 2

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Who framed Roger Rabbit?


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