FF7 Meets FFT: The Zodiac Vacation Part 3
Hello again! It’s been forever since your favorite fanfic author, Chocobo, decided to write, but he’s at it again, and he’s about to finish FF7 Meets FFT: The Zodiac Vacation!
Narrator: The scene opens with Cloud, Ramza, and the rest of the good guys talking.
Cloud: There has to be one of these “Volcanoes” somewhere.
Ramza: I doubt it.
Ramza: I dunno. The narrator just made me say that.
Cloud: What narrator?
Ramza: Here we go again…
Cid: I ain’t under control of no #@$!@#$!@#$ narrator!
Barret: Your !@#$!@#$ right Cid. Me !#$!@#$!@#$ neither.
Aeris: Shut up back there!
:::The narrator appears:::
Chocobo: I control each and every one of you. See? Watch Cid.
Cid: [Ooh! When I get that feelin I gotta sing, when I get that feeling…]
Chocobo: See? Don’t mess with me.
Cid: :::breaks out of trance::: You !@#$!
Chocobo: What vulgar language…Speaking of language, take this!
Cid: Kupokakupo! Warkwark Warrk!
Cloud: Don’t mess with him Cid. He can even make people fall off the face of the earth.
Cid: But he won’t, because I’m such an important character in this story.
Cid: :::draws Venus Gospel:::
Chocobo: I’ll let you all by this time. Next time…
:::The narrator disappears:::
Aeris: Well, that sure was weird.
Vincent: I’ll say.
Cloud: What is it Yuffie?
Yuffie: I was just remembering, a long time ago…
INSERT LINK TO ALL CHAPTERS OF THE ADVENTURES OF YUFFIE HERE.
Barret: Hahaha! She was hangin around in the middle of a stinkin forest!
Cid: Hey Red! Would ya mind lighting one for me?
Red: Here. :::lights a cigar for cid using his tail:::
Cait Sith: Hey wait I can help! :::uses FIRE3 on the cigar and burns cid:::
Cid: You !#$!##$ cat!
Barret: A little late Cait…
Yuffie: Wait! I have the perfect idea for the end of our vacation! Let’s go to the Junon Area!
Narrator: They all went to the Junon Area, where Yuffie found her Gold Shuriken from what seemed like forever ago.
Cid: Well, the Highwind and the sub are right there…
Cloud: We got the car!
Cid: The cars not as fast as the Highwind.
Aeris: I guess you have a point.
Cloud: Doh! The car broke down!
:::Cloud goes outside the car:::
Cloud: @$%^@$% stupid piece of !!#@$!@#$!@$ @#$@#$% Barret, Cid, Come ‘ere
Cait Sith: Will this help? :::Uses BOLT 3 and shocks Cid who has his hand on the metal car:::
Cid: !#$!@#$!@# cat! @#$@#$!@#$!@#$!@#$!@#$!@#$!@#$!@#$!@#$!@#$$!@#$!@#$!@#$!@#$!@#$!@#$!@#$!@#$!@# $!@#$!@#$!@#$!@#$@#$!@#$!@#$!@#$ :::dies:::
Link: I’m here to help! :::gives Cid a phoenix down and runs off, or so he thinks. The narrator holds him in place:::
Link: You stupid narrator! You !#$!@#$!@#$!@#$!@#$!@#$!@#$!@#$
Cid: Stop cussing so @#$%@#$% much Link!
:::The narrator appears again:::
Cid, Barret, Link: Go the !@#$!@#$ away!
Chocobo: Cid, I don’t think you’re the person who should be telling people to watch their language.
Cid: Shu’up you #@$!@#$ narrator!
:::The narrator disappears. A warp portal appears beneath Link and takes him back to where he belongs.
Cloud: What I wanna know is why that guy puts so many random people in…
Yuffie: What I wanna know is why its so hot!
Cait Sith: Maybe this’ll help. Uses ICE 3 on Yuffie.
Yuffie: That does it you stupid Cat!
Cait Sith: Uh oh.
Yuffie: :::steals Cait’s materia::: Now he can’t do anything stupid.
Aeris: Ok, lets go to the Highwind!
Ramza & Agrias: Right away!
Narrator: And so, after a few appearances by me on the Highwind, they took off. They made one last check to make sure I wasn’t on board the ship, which I wasn’t. But what will happen next? Will Scully EVER believe Mulder? Find out in Chocobo’s next story…