FF7 Goes to $$ Vegas $$!
[At Squaresoft HQ,} President of Squaresoft: [infront of represnitives of all the Squaresoft games, except] Since our great game Final Fantasy 7 sold so good we're going to give the cast a huge casn bonus.
Squal: But what about FF8.... We sold more copies than FF7 in Japan alone...
President: No. You see FF8 isn't done with the U.S translations this is where FF7's cash bonus is coming from... You have more translation error than Final Fantasy Tactics.
Ramza: [Jumps out of a chair] TAKE THAT FF8!! HA HA HA!!!!
Geno: [From SMRPG] Uh-- The cast of Super Mario RPG would like a cash bonus too! We had that FF4 villian in our game you know!!!
President: Maybe if you ask nicley the FF7 cast will let you have some of the money. [Silence,] [Everypone, but Geno, bursts out luaghing]
Geno: Then... Can I atleast be in FF8?
Squall: No! That will make your game worse!!
Ramza: [Does his happy dance, it is ver obvious Ramza hates FF8]
Tellah: Can FF4 have some money?
Tellah: YOU SPOONY BARD!!!
Sephiroth: [The Representitive of FF7] Just one question, Sir.
Sephiroth: How much money?
Sephiroth: Couldn't 6 be better?
President: What? You don't think $5,000,000 is enough?
Sephiroth: FIVE MILLION?!!!! HOLY--- [Faints]
All: FIVE MILLION?!! [Faint]
President: Hmm.. Maybe that was too little... nah...
Sephiroth: EVERYONE!! I JUST GOT BACK FROM THE LAST AQUARESOFT MEETING!!
Sephiroth: We got a huge cash bonus... FIVE MILLION DOLLARS!!
Cid: We can get a space station!!!
Sephiroth: No! That would cost Five billion dollars...
Cid: But... MARIO HAS A SPACE STATION!!
Cloud: No he doesn't!
Cid: Yeah he does! It's called the M.I.R it stands for Mario is Radical!!
Cloud: Cid! That's not Mario's! It's just a coincidence that the letirs in MIR can mean Mario is Radical... Besides... NO-ONE SAYS RADICAL ANY MORE!!
Cid: [Shuts up}
Cait: We could get a carpet shampooer!
Red: How about our own theme park!
Geno: [Dressed like a Jenova thing] How about giving the money to the Super Mario RPG cast, especialy Geno!
Sephiroth: HELL NO!!!
Geno: ##%#@!!! [Gets out of the Jenova thing and runs off[
Cloud: Was than an action figure?!
Sephiroth: Yeah... LET'S KILL IT!!!
Cid: Okay! [Spehiroth and Cid kill Geno in a battle]
Geno: [After the battle he get's up] HA! After we lose a battle in SMRPG we get one HP! WE CAN'T DIE!! [Sephiroth impales Geno, taking away 99999999999999999 HP] OW!! You haven't seen the last of me!! [Runs off]
Tifa: How about e get a Hotel?
Aeris: How about I use some of the money for a wedding with me and Cloud...
Tifa: #(%*#%&!!! [Beats up Aeris and kills her]
Sephiroth: HEY! That's my job!! YOU SPOONY #(%*#(%!!!
Cloud: How about we all spend the money buy gping to Vegas?
Red: YEAH!! GAMBLE! SHOW GIRLS! CRAP LIKE THAT!!!
Tifa: Sure!! I CALL THE ROOM WITH CLOUD!
Geno: When are we going?
Cloud: Will you ever give up?!!
Geno: not until I get soem of that money!
Sephiroth: grr... Kick the Doll!!
Geno: That's Action.. [Sephiroth kciks him] FFFFIIIIIGGGUUURRRREEEE [Hits the gound, making a HUGE crater] OW!!!
Cloud: Let's getready to go. Pack up everyone! We;re not leaving until we get rid of Five Million Dollars!
Everyone: [Runs of to pack]
[The next day]
Cloud: everyone packed?
Barret: Yeah.. I pity the foo who hasn't packed!
Cid: I warned you!! [Tackles Barret and trys to rip his throat out]
Everyone else: Yes!
Cloud; Does anyone want to bring a friend?
Cid: I'll bring my firend! [Geno runs up]
Geno: Hi! I'm Cid's friend!! [Cid throws Geno far away]
Cid: I'll be righrt back.. [Calls someone] Hello, Orlandu! Yes it's me... Would you liek to go the Las Vegas? You would? Well get your ass over here!! [orlandu runs up to Cid]
Orlandu: Hi Cid!!
Cid: ?? How did you get here so fast?
Orlandu: I got my ass over here like you said!!
[Everyone else get's thier friends, I will end part 1 of this with a list of who brought who]
Sephiroth: His mommy.
Barret: Mr. T
Tifa: No-one, she's got Cloud.
Aeris: No-one, Tifa killed her.