The Dukes Of Hazzard Movie part 2
By Cid

[At the studio hell has broken loose, officialy]

Cid: CUT #%#)(@*% CUT!!!!

Actor: What was wrong?

Cid: How can I put this in a way youll understand.... YOU #(#(*%)(@*%@# SUCK!!!

Actor: HOW RUDE! [Walks off]

Cid: WE DON'T NEED YOU!!!! DAV!!

Dav: What?

Cid: Did someone fart? I smell something?

Dav: No, Sephiroth has been flushing stinkbombs and cherry bombs down the toilets.

Cid: Really! You direct! I help him! HE HE HE!! [Runs off]

Dav: OKAY SHUT THE HELL UP!!! You ride the car. You get in the car. Now drive around the studio smashing things. And camera guy, film the demolition.

[Bathroom]

Cid: Sephiroth, I heard you were flushing cherry bombs...

Sehpiroth: [Hides the cherry bombs] No I'm not!

Cid: Oh. Okay then. [Pushes Sephiroth aside and flushes a cherry bomb be pulled out of his pocket]

Sephiroth: Hmm... [Pulls out his cherry bombs] lookie what I found!! [Both flush cherry bomb down the toilets] Heh heh heh fun.

Cid: Kick ass! [Toilet backs up] Next stall! [Both run to the next stall]

Sephiroth: I wish my father was here he'd like this.

Cid: Who's your father?

Sephiroth: I don't know. But I heard he loves doing thins.

Vincent: [Runs in] Sephiroth! Hojo is your father... or it might be me..

Sephiroth: You mean...? [Runs to barf]

Cid: Or you?

Vincent: ... no comment ...

[Back at Hell er--- the studio]

Dav: [Watches the destruction] OH YEAH! SEE THAT GUY? RUN HIM OVER!!

Actors: Sure! [Run over the guy, who was Rufus]

Rufus: OW! [Pulls out his shot gun] Who ever did that is gonna pay!

Dav: IT WAS HIM! [Points to a guy getting doughnuts]

Guy: Huh-- [Rufus blows him a way]

Rufus: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY STUDIO?!!!!

Dav:???

Rufus: The ShinRa movie is supposed to be filmed here!

Dav: That studio is across the the street!

Rufus: Oh. Sorry to bother you. [Walks off]

Dav: Loser... that one's gonna be blown up in 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5.. 4... 3... 2... 1... [A loud boom is heard] [Rufus crashes throught the roof and is hit by the General lee again]

Rufus: [Dies]

kefka: [Runs in] I LIVED! I AM INVINCIBLE!! [is hit by the General] AAAHHHH!!!! [Falls] I'm okay! [Car backs up and runs over him, backs up and runs over him, continues like this for a while] OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!!!! [Car speeds off] Why me God? I only tried to take over the world and kill all who opposed me by destroy they're entire town. What's wrong with that?

Dav: Everything...

[Back in the bathroom]

Sephiroth: How do we find out if Vincent is my father or not?

Cid: Simple. My home DNA matching kit. I need some blood.

Vincent: Okay... [Pokes his finger with his claw] [Cid takes the blood]

Sephiroth: WAIT! No one has ever seen me bleed or cry.

Cid: Theres always a first.

Sephiroth: Okay... [pokes his finger with the masamune]

Cid: [With a video camera] Actual footage of you bleeding... [Takes the blood sample] Now we wait a few seconds. [Test results print up] Let me see here. Uh-oh! You two can take a father son picnic if you.

SEPHIROTH: NNNNNOOOO!!!

Vincent: ... no comment ...

Cid: You both are very wierd. [Walks outside]

[The studio]

Cid: [Sees the destruction] I like it! Keep up the good work Dav!

Dav: Okay! YOU THERE! LET LOSE THAT WILD ANIMAL!

Man: But it has rabies!

Dav: EVEN BETTER!

Man: ooookayyyy.... [Lets loose the wild animal from the crate, Seto pops out]

Seto: GGGGGGGRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! [Foams at the mouth] [Runs around biting an mualing people] WHY THE HELLL DIDN'T ANYONE GIVE ME A SOFT BEFORE?! [continues mualing people]

Dav: Now this is fun. [Guy runs past him on fire] Kick ass.

[Bathroom]

Sephiroth: [Cries] WWWWWAAAAAAHHHHH!H!!!!

Cid: [Video tapes the crying] I'm gona be rich... People will pay millions to see Sephiroth bleed and cry.

Vincent: [Is quiet] ...

[Back in the studio]

Red XIII: [Runs in] OH MY GOD!! DADDY!

Seto: Son? SON!!! [The father and son reunite and blah blah blah I need some coffee]

Red XIII: What are you doing?

Seto:Acting rsbid and mualing people.

Red XIII: CAN I HELP?!

Seto: SURE! [Seto and Red XIII maul and bite people as Dav luaghs and has the camera men recording]

Cid: [Walks back out] I think that's enough for one day. [Sephiroth adn Vincent walk out]

Dav: [sees Read XIII and Seto coming closer to him] Good point... [Alll 4 rin out, grabbing kefka, and bolt all the door shut and turn off the Lights]

Cid: that was fun. dav, will you be joining us with the fan club.

Dav: No, I mudt go now. To a another adventure! [Looks t the reader] YEAH!

Cid: Uh-- XYZ Dav...

Dav: Huh? GAH!! [Turns around and zipping is heard] oops...

Sephiroth: Let's all go home...

Dav: I was only joking about the new adventures. [Follows everyone home into the sunset]

The End

Will Dav be in more fan fics? Will Cid tell Sephioth and Vincent the results were inconclusive? All will be found out someday..

The Truth Is Out There

Read Part 1 again?

Recoom: Fanfics are good, they are almost as good as soap operas