Super Mario RPG Fwaks
First of all, I don't remember where I got these but every single one of them is FAKE! These were written either just for fun, the author had no life, or just to see how many stupid people would try and unlock these "secrets"
The Minus World
To get to the Minus World, go to the last screen of the
Sea, where the ship is. Go underwater at the top
whirlpool and head up and right. Stand directly
underneath the cave and jump up and right. You will
walk into the wall. Keep walking up and right until you
come to the Minus World.
The Minus World is an underwater town. It will appear
on your map so you don't have to go through the dungeon
every time (head right from the Sea). The weapon shop
sells the Electric Cymbals for Mallow, the Uzi for
Geno, and the Exploding Chomp for Bowser. It also sells
stuff for the hidden characters. The armor shop sells
the Ultra armor for everybody. The inn is free. The
item shop sells Red Essence, Yoshi-Ade, Kerokero Cola,
Max Mushrooms, and Royal Syrup.
There is also an arena where you can pay 50 coins to
play a fighting game with Mario fighting Barney. If you
win, you get 200 coins. You can hurt Barney by jumping
on him or using the buttons to punch and kick, but use
the special moves:
Fireball -- Down, Down-Towards, Towards + Punch
If you use the Fatality, Mario pulls out Barney's
eyeballs, eats them, and then cuts off his head with a
chainsaw and plays basketball with the head. You then
get the Chainsaw for Mario, which has an attack power of
99 (9 more than the Lazy Shell).
Super Jump -- Charge Down, Up + Kick, then use Kick to
bounce up and down
Shell -- Back, Down-Back, Down, Down-Towards, Towards +
Fatality -- Back, Back, Back, Towards + Punch
1. In your first visit to Booster Tower, go to the
screen where Booster is throwing bombs and walk behind
the window. Booster will come down to look for you and
drop the Booster Key.
His spells are:
2. Use the Booster Key to open the locked door that the
Princess is behind. You will rescue her and then fight
Knife Guy and Grate Guy.
3. You will escape in Bowser's helicopter. Booster
will run outside and follow you in his train-plane.
Fight him and Booster will grab the Princess.
4. You will then continue normally at Booster Hill.
5. After you beat Valentina, buy 8 or more Fireworks
from the Moleville guy.
6. Go to the top of Booster Tower and Booster will join
you. He can't use weapons, other than his basic punch.
Laugh -- Confuses all enemies (Rotate)
Bomb -- Damages an enemy (Timed hit)
Booster Punch -- Damages an enemy (Charge)
Big Bomb -- Damages all enemies (Timed hit)
Loco Motion -- Damages all enemies (Repeatedly)
1. Play the Mario music at Melody Bay and Toadofsky
will give you the Base Card.
His spells are:
2. Take the Base Card to the Juice Bar and buy Currant
3. Give the Currant Juice to Johnny and he will join
you. He has a Pirate Hook and a Sailor Cape. Johnny
can use any of the capes, except for the Star Cape.
Croco will sell you a Pirate Cape if you talk to him in
Bowser's Castle with Johnny, however. You can also buy
a Kraken Hook in Minus World.
Pierce -- Damages an enemy (Timed hit)
Get Tough -- Improves Johnny's stats (Timed hit)
Skewer -- Damages an enemy (Timed hit)
Tidal Wave -- Damages all enemies (Rotate)
1. Play the Zelda music at Melody Bay and Toadofsky
will give you the Ocarina.
Link's spells are:
2. Play the Ocarina by the bottom eggs on Yo'ster Isle
to hatch the Wind Fish. It will fly off.
3. Go to Monstro Town and you will meet a Moblin. It
will sell you a Boomerang (for Mallow) and a Bob-Omb.
4. Pay for a trolley ride in Moleville and jump in the
hole. In the first screen, set off the Bob-Omb at the
blocked passage to open it. Go through it to Turtle
5. Find the Map and the Compass, then go to the
upper-right to get the Hookshot. Use the Hookshot to
cross the gaps in the center. Make sure you have the
Lazy Shell equipped or the Wizzrobes will kick your
6. At the end, you'll find Ganon. Kill him with
Mario's attack and Johnny's Skewer spell. The Princess
should use Group Hug to heal, and somebody needs the
Lazy Shell armor (even so, Ganon will take off 50+ with
7. When you beat Ganon, Link will join your party. He
has a Sword and a Shield, but these can be upgraded to
the Master Sword and the Mirror Shield (bought in the
Dash Attack -- Damages an enemy (Charge)
Sword Shot -- Does 9999 damage on non-boss enemies, but
usable only when Link's HP is full (no
Spin Slash -- Damages all enemies (Rotate)
Triforce -- Damages all enemies (Rotate)
Diddy and Dixie Kong
1. With Link in your party, rent a Beetle Box and go to
Booster Hill. Press Y to use the Bug-Catching Net and
catch Beetles. If you catch 25 beetles, a green beetle
will appear. Catch it. It's the Poisonous Cricket.
2. Take the Poisonous Cricket to Frogfucius, and he
will eat it and die. Cranky Kong will then appear and
say "Ha ha ha! Now it's MY turn!", and replace
Frogfucius. He will yell at you and then tell you to
3. Go to the Sunken Ship and go to the one screen where
you have to roll the barrel on the switch. The barrel
will now have the DK symbol on it. Roll the barrel off
and it will break. Diddy and Dixie will jump out and
4. Go to Johnny's room (with Johnny) and keep drinking
Currant Juice until you get drunk and walk through the
wall into the Gang Plank Galleon. Open the chest and you
have to fight Necky. This battle is tough because all
your characters are drunk (confused). Afterwards, you
get the Sobriety Potion. Use it and you are no longer
5. Find your way through the Gang Plank Galleon until
you encounter Kaptain K. Rool. Fight him using Mario's
attack, the Princess's healing, and Johnny's Skewer
and Get Tough spells. After you beat him, you get Diddy
and Dixie. Diddy and Dixie both have Barrels and
Fuzzy Hats. You can buy TNT Barrels in Minus World and
Jungle Hats from Croco.
Barrel Toss -- Damages 1 enemy (Timed hit)
Cartwheel -- Damages 1 enemy (Rotate)
Squitter -- Damages and paralyzes all enemies (Timed
Rambi -- Damages all enemies (Charge)
Barrel Roll -- Damages 1 enemy (Timed hit)
Hover -- Makes Dixie invincible for 3 turns (Timed hit)
Enguarde -- Kills all enemies. Can only be used
underwater (No action command).
Squawks -- Damages all enemies (Repeatedly)
1. Equip the Super Jacket (100 jumps) on Mario and go
to Jinx's former dojo (you must have beaten Jinx).
2. Jump up and down in front of Jagger and Jinx 127
times (exactly) and then talk to Jinx. He will join the
party. His magic isn't that good, but he comes with
another Jinx Belt. He can't use weapons or armor, but
his basic attack is even stronger than Bowser's, and he
has 255 HP.
Jinxed -- Allows Jinx to counterattack (No action
Quicksilver -- Damages 1 enemy (Timed hit)
Bombs Away -- Damages 1 enemy (Repeatedly)
Silver Bullet -- Kills 1 enemy (Timed hit)
1. Buy 25 Fireworks from the guy in Moleville, and then
buy the Deluxe Firework from him.
2. Give the Deluxe Firework to the guy in Nimbus Land
that talks about the fireworks. You will watch the
Nimbus Land parade. Luigi will lead it. After the
parade, you can talk to him in the Nimbus Land inn.
3. Go to Star Hill and jump on the star that says "I
want to be a great plumber like my brother Mario." Jump
south from it to make a secret chest with the Super
Plunger. Give the Super Plunger to Luigi.
4. Go to the Kero Sewers and step on the switch that
makes the water come. Luigi will show up and stop the
water, then join the party.
1. Go to the treasure room in the castle and jump on
the guard's head. Jump up and down three times and a
block will appear. Jump on it and then jump on the
wall. Walk around to the lower-right and go through the
door that appears.
Toad's spells are:
2. You are now in the Secret Treasure Room, which has
the Lazy Pan for the Princess (attack power 110) and the
3. Take the Chocobo Egg to Yo'ster Isle and ask the
pink Yoshi to hatch it.
4. Come back later and there will be a Chocobo. Get on
it and go to Marrymore. The photographer will ask you
if he can take a picture of the Chocobo. Say "yes" and
the guy will take a picture. The kid who's waiting for
ski season will run off.
5. Go to the Nimbus Land inn and you will find the kid.
Pay him 800 coins to disguise himself as Toad, so Toad
can get off work. Go back to the castle and go to the
guest room. Talk to Toad and he joins you. Toad has
a Turnip and a Mushroom Jacket. Croco sells a Ripe
Turnip and a Power Jacket, but you can get the Flash
Turnip and the Force Jacket in the Minus World. When
you have Toad in your party, a "STORE" command appears
on the menu, and Toad will sell you items. He even
sells Red Essence!
Toss -- Damages an enemy (Timed hit)
Stun -- Paralyzes all enemies (Rotate)
Moolah -- Gives you coins (Timed hit)
Beanstalk -- Run away from a fight (Timed hit)
1. Feed 238 cookies to the big Yoshi on Yo'ster Isle
and he will grow into a normal Yoshi.
2. Jump on the Yoshi and you play Yoshi's Safari (you
cannot do this trick without a Super Scope). Shoot down
Boshi and all the dinosaurs will celebrate and Yoshi
joins you. Yoshi can't use weapons, but he has a Saddle
for armor, and Croco will sell a Diamond Saddle.
Yoshi Candy -- Works like Yoshi Candy (No action
Swallow -- Works like Yoshi Cookies (No action command).
Egg Spit -- Damages an enemy (Timed hit)
Yoshi Boost -- Works like Yoshi-Ade (Timed hit)
Stampede -- Damages all enemies (Repeatedly)
1. Before Samus shows up in the guest bedroom, jump on
the bed 65535 times and it breaks.
Her spells are:
2. When Samus should be there, she is instead sitting
in the chair. Talk to her and she joins you. Samus has
a Wave Gun and Varia for armor.
Missile -- Damages an enemy (Timed hit)
Bomb -- Damages an enemy (works like Super Jump)
Super Missile -- Damages an enemy (Timed hit)
Screw Attack -- Damages all enemies (Rotate)
1. Go to the maze part of the Forest Maze and keep
going up until you come to Lost Woods (you must have
Kirby has 1 spell: Inhale. When you use it, he will
suck up an enemy and learn all its spells (like Gau in
FF3). You can cast Dark Star, Sword Rain, Meteor Swarm,
Shredder, etc. Inhale Mokura and then Kirby gets the
ability to turn himself invisbile, and he can't be hit
until somebody casts a spell on him.
2. In the Lost Woods, go down, right, right, up, down,
up, down, down, right (spells Dr Rud Uddr -- Dr. Red
Udder) to the Haunted Forest.
3. In the Haunted Forest, play the Ocarina (you must
be wearing the Ghost Medal) and Kirby will appear and
join you. Kirby can't use weapons, but he can equip
Shoes (he starts with regular Shoes, but you can buy
Ghost Shoes in the Minus World).
1. Give Mushrooms to the Mushroom Boy until he finds
King Truffle. Truffle will ask you to let him go. Say
"Yes" and he will give you the Flammie Drum.
Locke's spells are:
2. If you use the Flammie Drum, you can fly on Flammie.
You can do this at the Land's End cliff to fly up very
fast and Sergeant Flutter will give you the Troopa Armor
and Troopa Gun, the best equipment for Bowser.
3. Use the Flammie Drum on Star Hill and you will go to
the Star Road. Here you can buy the Rainbow Gun and
Rainbow Cape for Geno (his best equipment). Go to the
king of Star Road and he will ask you which wish you
want to grant. Choose to grant the "I want to be the
best treasure hunter in the world" wish.
4. Go to the Coal Mines in Moleville and look around
until you find Locke. He will run off. Go back to town
and he will be in the treasure shop. Talk to the
treasure shop owner and he will sell you the Butterknife
for Mallow (Mallow's best weapon).
5. Go to the Barrel Volcano and go down to the room
where the Czar Dragon was. Jump around until you find a
hidden chest with the Phoenix Magicite in it. The
Phoenix will teach Mario the Jump 64 and Fireball 64
6. Give the Phoenix Magicite to Locke in Moleville and
he will join you. Locke has a Dagger and a Vest, but
you can buy the Striker Dagger and Shadow Vest in the
Minus World. Locke doesn't have many spells, but Life 3
is very useful.
Life -- Revives somebody with full HP (No action
Quake -- Damages everybody, even you (Rotate)
Life 3 -- Works like Life 3 in FF3 (No action command)
Merton -- Damages everybody, even you (Repeatedly)
1. Fight Culex (you must do this before you beat him)
with Locke in your party and win.
2. When the win screen appears, push Up, Up, Down,
Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, A, B, Select, Start.
Kefka will appear and you have to fight him.
3. After you beat Kefka, he joins your party (but only
if you have Locke). He can't use weapons or armor, but
his spells rock!
Fallen Angel -- Enemy's HP goes down to 1 (Timed hit)
Nuke -- Damages an enemy (Repeatedly)
Vanish/Doom -- Kills any enemy, even bosses (No action
Light of Judgment -- Win the battle, but it costs 99 FP.
(No action command).
Meteo -- Damages all enemies (Repeatedly).
1. Go through Culex's door after you get Kefka and you will
appear in the BRAMBLE SCRAMBLE 3D MAZE! And you thought
the one in the Sunken Ship was bad! Now, you fly on
Squawks the parrot and if you touch any of the walls
(which, of course, you can't see), you DIE!
2. At the end of Bramble Scramble, you have to fight Crash Bandicoot!
Mario should attack, the Princess should heal, and Kefka
should cast Meteo.
3. If you beat him, then GENERAL LEO
joins the party!!!! Leo has the Crystal Sword, Crystal
Armor, and Offering accessory (does the same thing as
in FF6). Of course, if you can get him, you don't need
Shock -- Damages all enemies (Rotate).
Snipe Hunt -- Paralyzes all enemies (Rotate).
Luminaire -- Damages all enemies (Timed hit).
Ultima -- Damages all enemies (Timed hit).